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 #DR_SHE_VAGO  & #DONKEY_SHOTT

from  #gaate

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Life in london according to gerry rafferty : " if you live in baker street nw1 ,

wake up & is a new morning with fresh bread , but if you live in poland street w1

or canada waters se16 you wakeup & is pneumonia "

#humour #sarcasm

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According to experts using A I , shelly cooper is the result of a scientific experiment

using dna from frasier & lilith crane to create a human species of
" superior society of wine connoisseurs " , however the best & cheaper alternative
was & still is to pop down to the local pub & after few bottles can mate up with

whoever is still there avail.    .... It s called
" unconscious coupling " that can be solved by " conscious uncoupling " next day

after few coffees & reading
gwyneth paltrow s blog . The end . ReeseRhysRiceHumour

 

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#humour_ldn
#meddle_ying
#parodies

When Paul Young was invited by Joe Cocker & Martin Kemp ,

he said " wherever i lay my hat that s my home " so they said

" you can keep your hat on " & " goooo_ld " coz

" everytime you goooo away you take a piece of me with you , 

..... my flippin hat "

but you can " comeback & stay " if bring back my hats .
The end

J.a.s.o.n.humour

 

 

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